Saturday, January 20, 2007

i was having a terrible day.

number one: im super wet thanks to the rain.

number two: my bag is really heavy and im carrying piles of books.

number three: the mrt is so crowded.

there i was,cramped up against all these equally wet people in the stuffy carriage.
not a very nice place to be.
finally,this lady and her child got up at the Buona Vista station.
yayee me!
i took the child's seat,feeling satisfied,i closed my eyes.
you know,that feeling you get,like you can feel people staring at you.
yea,that was how i felt.
i opened my eyes.
the lil gurl was standing in front of me,sulking,with her hand pointing obstinately at my crotch.
surprised and eager to get rid of her,i smiled sweetly. :)
doors closing.
the MRT voice said.
i turned to the door,her mom was there,staring at me crossly.
"what's her problem?" i thought.
eveyone was staring now.
ohh god,what should i do?
feeling curious,i bent forward and looked at the spot between my thighs,my jeans of course.
not the most glamourous thing to do,but still
there was no hole or anything,great.
but that child was still pointing.
looking at her mother,i asked,
"what's wrong with your kid?"
i didnt mean to ask so rudely,but seriously,this was getting embarassing.
Mother dearest of spoilt brat said coldly,"you donno you sitting on my daughter's sweet ah?"
ohh..realisation swept over me.
i stood up and removed the mentos that had somehow gotten wedged in the folds of my jeans.
blushing,i passed the sweet to the lil girl.
guess what that angel did?
she threw it haughtily on the MRT floor.
and Mother of brat said:"see la,make me miss my stop."
both walked off to another cabin,
leaving me with a group of snickering passengers.

WTF! i can't believe people can be so rude.
see,no wonder singaporeans are ugly.
its because of mothers like these.
First of all,she shouldn't be eatin on the train.
Secondly,hasn't she taught her daughter to speak?
Thirdly,is it my fault her kid likes leaving her sweet everywhere?
Fourthly,that lil girl threw the sweet on the ground.
thats LITTERING for god's sakes.
i mean,i dun expect her to put it into her mouth but at least put in your pocket la.
slap her with a fine mans.
$500 dollar also not enough.

LESSON LEARNT TODAY:

STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY

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